Explanation of Life! What stage are you in?
God created the dog.
God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone
in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The
said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give
other ten." So God agreed (sigh).
On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people,
monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty year life
said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so.
you back ten, so that's what I'll do."
On the third day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to field
the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give
support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years." The
"That's a kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.
have twenty years and I'll give back the other forty." And God
On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, and
Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you twenty years." Man said,
Only twenty years? No way, man. Tell you what, I'll take my twenty,
forty cow gave back, and the ten dog gave back and the ten monkey gave
makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."
So that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, enjoy,
nothing; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our
for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain our
for the last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark at
Life has now been explained!
A Googler's inspiration By PurpleCar ------------------------ google yourself crush or make your ego i am the only me you may find among thousands, millions of the famous for 15kb/sec gmail client defiant to recent tradition google yourself a memo remind yourself to search for who you are and what it is you do best... ----------------------- So what is so interesting about this poem? That it was discovered by the "I'm feeling lucky" button with the search criteria "Google poem." Google responded saying that Googlers will keep this in mind with the design of their future services. The poem was written in response (and support) of an article criticizing the Gmail: "But here's the real problem with GMail. GMail is an email client. Google is a server company. Hotmail is an email client. Microsoft is a client company. Email is a client business." -Ross from byte.org
Hope this make you chuckle... So my girlfriend Rebecca and I were driving down the coast of Northern California a few weeks ago on our return trip from Oregon. It was late afternoon and we were on the last leg of our trip. The drive was great, we were going through a beautiful forest, there was some fog in the air and a little drizzle of rain, yet it was still a crisp and bright day. We hit a clearing in the road and on the side of the road was a little gift shop and a towering statue of Paul Bunyan and Babe the Big Blue Ox. They were HUGE, Paul was at least one hundred feet tall. We were both excited so I swerved off the road and parked the car. I got the camera and stood a ways back to get a full picture while my girlfriend walked toward Paul and Babe. As she was walking up, a booming voice shouted down, "Howdy little lady." My girlfriend said, "Hi Paul!", and looked up into the statue's face. "What's your name?", Paul asked. "Rebecca." "Who's that guy way over there?", he asked her of me. "That's my boyfriend.", she said. "HOWDY BOYFRIEND!", he yelled over to me. I yelled back, "HI PAUL!" So we take some pictures and have a conversation with Paul for a while. I'm looking in the window for someone with a microphone. As we were taking pictures, the drizzle picked up. We noticed a trail behind Paul, so we decided to go into the woods and check it out and also get out of the rain for a bit. So as we were walking back behind Paul, I look over my shoulder and notice that Babe the Big Blue Ox has a pair of Bigs Blue Ox Balls. Each one the size of a VW Bug at least! I mention this to my girlfriend, she laughs. We turn around and walk back down the path and she says, "That'd be a funny picture, standing underneath Babe's Big Blue Balls!!", I agreed. She went on, "I mean he'd probably let you, go ask him, "Paul can we touch Babe's Big Blue Balls?" A voice thunders down on us, "...Ra....becca...., that's not very nice." She apologizes to Paul and we say goodbye, she is too embarrased to even turn and look at him, she jogs off to the car, she says because it was raining, but I say it was out of embarrasment. Paul continued his admonition as she jogged away, "Bye Rebecca, try to stay out of trouble." So if not for the sandals, hopefully it made you laugh. Take Care, NAME REMOVED
I am in need of a pair of sandals (pretty much desperately, living with shared bathroom quarters in S.F.);
As for the funny story or anecdote, I really do not carry a lot of funny stories, but I made up a nine to five shower sonnet this evening whilst ‘so doing’ and hope you read it for enjoyment:
Ah, a lesser find than a pair of pumps, whilst a worn denier I am without
And likely a cobbler’s pair I dream of naught
The shower nine o’ five asks Finer – for left and right will ever be sought.
Amongst the crowds; a search wrought
Remains a’ lacking that perfect fit to scald and lacquer in suds under the shower.
There is no beggars conversance having already set my sights to sandals.
No homeless wanderer has paid this price of Google’s triad now a quartet
Of sandals, yes, they’re left, no, the right…
O’er the cleaner
Both I admire, lest the hour will pass…when
A tap tap tapping arrive the Cherie sandals
Both left and right.
Thank you very much, I really appreciate the chance to obtain sandals (I am a temporary worker). In all honestly, I have been waiting for the price to go down at Rite-Aid; but even those sandals are not cheap (I am a female with a rather large foot size – 9.5 to 11 range; but anything will do). Take care.
ok here go's Those dam Google Sandals are to small for my feet, I look at them and think to myself that they would be nice to have and say and, I live google, but with out them, Iam Google, but my foot size is "SIZE 13". I think that two of those almost fit on one foot. maybe be if you had Four of them, them might fit with a little "DUCK TAP". So there go my pear of Google Sandals! sign: